Born To Drink Graphic Tee
$30.00Price
Officer, buddy, listen...I wasn’t driving, I was navigating these streets. I’m the captain of this ship and the road is my ocean. I'm actually making the road safer by testing its limits.
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This softstyle T-shirt will mock every other shirt in your wardrobe for even existing. Heads will turn (360 degrees, Exorcist-style) when you wear it. The void beckons, but you say "nay...not yet".
- Comes with a ttearable label so you don't have to feel its edges graze your sweet, tender neck.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex. Heather, Sport Grey and Antique colors are cotton-polyester blends, but they still feel as light as your final grip on reality.
- These are pre-shrunk, so they should fit true to size.
- Extra durable shoulders. No side seams. And a collar with ribbed (for your pleasure) knitting to prevent curling.
Size & Garment Care
Here are the product dimensions. We don't know your dimensions.
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Width (in.)
18
20
22
24
26
28
Length (in.)
28
29
30
31
32
33
Sleeve Length (in.)
8.23
8.5
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
Do not dry clean. Machine wash warm. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Claw your eyes out.
